12/4/2005 - Monopoly
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I have officially decided that no body on the entire earth has ACTUALLY won a game of monopoly. Why? Because after about an hour and a half of the game, everyone quits because they're losing. I am convinced that this game was invented by the government to scare people away from money and banking all together. I mean, the object of the game is to own as much property as possible and get all the money. In the process of achieving this goal, you will slowly become a nervous wreck and develop some kind of twitch before the game ends. By the time your Monopoly endevours reach the 30 minute mark, the game has already turned you into a blood-thirsty money minded moron. You will find yourself sinking to the level of telling your nine-year-old sister that the point of the game is to sell all of your houses to the person to your left/right. This game must be abolished before it is too late.
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12/20/2005 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by Anonymous |
Hey- I agree with you. My brother and I used to play this game when we were younger and we would leave it set up for days and sometimes weeks trying to determine a winner. Of course no one ever wins in Monopoly, so it was really just a lot of wasted time.
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12/27/2006 - Untitled Comment |
| Posted by Anonymous |
| You only have to add some reality to this game. Let's say each session represents a fiscal year, and agree that each player loses 3 percent of his money (value of properties included) is lost to fraud, embezzlement, and other forms of corporate crime. |
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| Posted by Jason |
That's the game the rich play
But yeah other than that it's an awesome game to play and your right. Every time I played that game everyone would quit haha cept me! |
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