4/5/2005 - The Attack Of The PDA People!!!

Every single day in my highschool, I find myself surrounded by underclassmen who are either making out or groping eachother... most of the time both... It seems as if they encroach upon you as you sit innocently in the commons trying to ingest a meal without having to start all over after accidentally witnessing one of their tongue wrestling matches. It is not an appetising sight to involuntarily glance over just in time to see Hickey Master pull his hand out of the back of Princess Thong's jeans. There is no excaping the scarring sights of PDA. Everywhere you go to hide, you find that two more Puberty-Ridden-Horemone-Slinging Makeout Monkies miraculously picked the same place. It's enough to drive a person crazy I tell you. There is no barring these Filthy McNasties from producing their identical spawn in the halls of our schools. If I was in charge, I would lock them all in steel cages until puberty ends.