6/23/2005 - The "Bimbo Mob"

I don't know about most of the population, but when I go to a baseball game during the summer, I go to see the game. Some people may think otherwise, but I don't think sporting events are put on solely for the purpose of flaunting your latest outfit (or lack there of). So far this summer, I have not gone to a game without noticing the usual mob of squawking bimbos who sit next to the home dug out, practically BEGGING to be noticed. I have a hard time conceiving the mentality of these skanks and their choice in runway locations. It seems to me though, that there is always a designated hoe-bag leader followed by three or more flying monkey-skanks. Also, they cannot seem to sit in one place for more than five minutes. I've noticed that when it seems to them that they aren't getting enough attention, the leader will get up to "go to the restroom" or "consession stand" and will be followed by the freak-parade in strutting in front of the poor, defenseless parents, friends, and grandparents of the team members, who are innocently trying to support their sons, friends, and grand-sons. I have given up on trying to comprehend what, if anything, goes through the minds of these girls, but I guess there is, unfortunately, nothing anyone can do about it except pray, or purposely go blind...