3/14/2005 - The High School Food Chain
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Every school has it's levels of heirarchy. I didn't make up the levels, I've just come to peace with the fact that they exist and have observed the system. Your basic high school food chain consists of five levels. At level one, you have the jocks, cheerleaders, and the rest of the "beautiful people." You are either inducted into level one by birth right (being beautiful), you fight your way in (by becoming a jock or cheerleader, etc.), dating a level one member (though level one members rarely date outside of levels 1 or 2 and even level 3 in certain circumstances), or by being inducted by a person on level one. On level two, you have the friends of the people on level one -not quite beautiful or popular enough to BE on level one, but you are ALMOST famous by association. Level three consists of three groups of people: the siblings of level one people who are not beautiful enough to be ON level one, the friends of the people in level two, and the people that the people of level one and two don't hate. Level four includes the people who aren't quite social outcasts, but aren't quite social enough to be on a higher level. These include your goths, punks, and smart-but-not-geekey people. Level five is also referred to as 'the nerd herd.' Sad but true. Nerd Herd members include: freaks, under-the-stairs-people, excessive PDA people, scab-peelers, people with excessive lisps, nose-pickers, and anyone who was condemned to level 5 by a member of levels 1, 2, or 3.
Note: this entry is meant to be funny, nobody is meant to take offense to anything in this entry. If anyone is offended by this, let me advise them to carefully remove any object that may be shoved too far up their ass. Thank You.
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