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A BIT OF NONSENCE TO LIGHTEN UP ONES MOOD!!!

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Eating Disorder!!!!!
A woman asked her husband if he'd like some breakfast.
"Would you like
bacon and eggs, perhaps?
A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and
coffee?"
She asks.
He declines.
"Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's
 this Viagra,"
He says.
"It's really taken the edge off my appetite."
At lunch time, she asks if he would like something.
"A bowl of soup,
homemade muffins, or a cheese sandwich?"
She inquires...
He declines.
"The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for
food."
Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.
"Would you like
maybe a juicy porterhouse steak...
And scrumptious apple pie?
Or maybe a
rotisserie chicken or tasty stir fry?"
He declines again. "Nope, still not hungry".
"Well,"
She says...
"Would you mind letting me up? I'm literally starving under here!"
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I CAN'T STOP GIGGLING!

This is funny...My mind is doing hoola hoops just imagining the scene. I bet the guy is some over the hill drooper! Thanks for the great laugh.

Anonymous - 14:30 - Sunday, September 17, 2006

WOW...WOOP WOOP!

Interesting...bought a smile to my aging face.

Anonymous - 14:32 - Sunday, September 17, 2006

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