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FORBIDDEN EQUIPMENT COULD GET YOU IN TROUBLE.One morning a husband returns to his camp site after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, his wife decides to take the boat out relax and read. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book, enjoying the peace and quiet of the early morning. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a restricted fishing area." He informs her. "I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm just relaxing enjoying the solitude and reading my book." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault." Says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you." Says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Enjoy your day ma'am." He left . MORAL of STORY:
Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can think also! 16:38 - Tuesday, October 3, 2006 - post comment
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   Hello I am a wife and a Mother of two adult children and a GrandMother of six beautiful GrandChildren.I have been married 41 years. I like to paint, read, do crosswords and dabble with my pen, writing my thoughts in a journal and trying to write the odd poem or prose. A MOTTO I LIKE TO LIVE BY IS... LOVE ALL, SERVE ALL, HURT NEVER, HELP EVER.  
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