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A QUAINT LITTLE STORY OF INNOCENCE!Miss Beatrice, had been the church organist for many a long year,
Was in her eighties and had never been married.
She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.
One afternoon, the Pastor came to call on her, She showed him into her quaint sitting room.
She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ,
The young minister noticed a crystal-cut bowl sitting on top of it.
The bowl was filled with water...
And in the water floated, of all things, a condom!
When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity...
About the bowl of water and its strange floater,
But soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" Pointing to the bowl.
"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago,
And I found this little package on the ground.
The directions said to place it on the organ,
Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease."
"Do you know something... I haven't had the flu all winter." 22:28 - Saturday, January 6, 2007 - post commentShare and enjoy
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   Hello I am a wife and a Mother of two adult children and a GrandMother of six beautiful GrandChildren.I have been married 41 years. I like to paint, read, do crosswords and dabble with my pen, writing my thoughts in a journal and trying to write the odd poem or prose. A MOTTO I LIKE TO LIVE BY IS... LOVE ALL, SERVE ALL, HURT NEVER, HELP EVER.  
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