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DINAKARA RAO - 20:52 - Thursday, January 25, 2007

My favorite Irishman joke

Paddy and his wife Deirdre have won a Green Card in the lottery and promptly sell all their possessions and fly to Boston in the United States. Paddy had worked at the Garda (Irish police) for a few months, so he decided he'd first apply for a job at the Boston PD.

He arrives at his job interview, and the director of personnel reviews his resume, asks a few questions, and then says: "Well, everything looks OK, so you're practically hired, but this is a government organization, and you have to prove you know the United States and it's history. I'm going to ask you three questions, and if you answer each of them correctly, you have got the job!"

Q: OK, first question: what is the capital of the US?
A: Washington, DC!
Q: Correct! Now, who is the President?
A: George W. Bush!
Q: Correct again? Final question: who shot JFK?
A: John F. Kennedy, you mean? Well, it's on the tip of my tongue, it's er... I know this one, I really do, but if you let me just go home, I'll look it up on the internet, and send you an email as soon as I find it.
Q: Fair enough. Get me the answer before 2PM, and you're hired!

Paddy comes home in the best of spirits, and his Deirdre asks him: "Did you get the job?" "Even better," answers Paddy, "They put me in charge of my first murder investigation!"

Edited by dutchboy on Monday, January 29, 2007 at 08:22

dutchboy - 23:21 - Monday, January 29, 2007