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TWO DEAD WOMEN FINALLY MEET.This little yarn tickled my fancy some what!
Some wag has a wicked sense of humour...
You gotta laugh at some of the amusing e-mails
that arrive daily from all over...
TWO DEAD LADIES!
1st woman: "Hello! My name is Wanda."
2nd woman:
"Hello! I'm Kelly. How'd you die?"
WANDA:
"I Froze to Death."
KELLY:
"How Horrible!"
WANDA: "It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold,
I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?"
KELLY: "I died of a massive heart attack.
I suspected that my Husband was cheating,
So I came home early to catch him in the act...
But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV."
WANDA: "So, what happened?"
KELLY: "I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere...
So I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched,
Then down into the basement.
Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.
I kept this up until I had looked everywhere...
Finally I became so exhausted,
And my heart couldn't take anymore and so...
I just keeled over and died of a heart attack."
WANDA: "That's such a shame.
Too bad! You didn't look in the freezer...
Then we'd both... still be alive."
01:51 - Friday, February 9, 2007 - post comment
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