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Why God made mums!

from the mouths of babes.                        

Enjoy the answers!

Given by Primary School age children,

To the following questions:                                                     

Why did God make Mothers?                                                 

1.She's the only one who knows where the sticky tape is.                

2.Mostly to clean the house.                                            

3.To help us out of there when we were getting born.                   

How did God make Mothers?                                                

1.He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.                           

2.Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.                        

3.God made my Mum just the same like he made me.

He just used...

Bigger parts.                                                                   

What ingredients are Mothers made of?                                    

1.God makes Mothers out of clouds, angel hair,

And all things nice in the world,

Plus,

One dab of meanness.                                           

2.They had to get their start from men's bones.

Then they mostly use string,

I think?                                                         

Why did God give you your Mother and not some other Mum?                 

1.We're related.                                                        

2.God knew she likes me,

A lot more than other people's Mum’s like me.    

What kind of little girl was your Mum?                                   

1.My Mum has always been my Mum and none of that other stuff.           

2.I don't know because I wasn't there,

But my guess,

Would be pretty bossy.                          

3.They say she used to be nice.                                         

What did Mum need to know about Dad

Before she married him?              

1.His last name.                                                         

2.She had to know his background.

Like is he a crook?

Does he get drunk on beer?

Does he make at least $800 a year?

Did he say NO to drugs?

And YES to JOBS around the house and yard.                                                            

Why did your Mum marry your Dad?                                        

1.My Dad makes the best spaghetti in the world.

And my Mum eats a lot.  

2.She got too old to do anything else with him.                          

3.My Grandma says that Mum didn't have her thinking cap on.             

Who's the boss at your house?                                            

1.Mum doesn't want to be boss,

But she has to because Dad's such a ning-nong.                                                                 

2.Mum.

You can tell by room inspection.

She ALWAYS 

SEES,

ALL

THE

STUFF

UNDER

THE BED.                                                                     

3.I guess Mum is,

But only because she has a lot more to do than Dad.   

What's the difference between Mum’s and Dad’s?                             

1.Mum’s work at work and work at home,

Dad’s just got to work at work.                                                                    

2.Mum’s, know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.               

3.Dad’s; are taller and stronger,

But Mum’s have all the real power because

That's who you got to ask,

If you want,

A sleep over at your friend's house?    

What does your Mum do in her spare time?                                 

1.Mothers don't do spare time.                                          

2.To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.                      

What would it take to make your Mum perfect?                             

1.On the inside she is perfect,

On the outside, she needs 

some kind of,

Plastic surgery.                                                                 

2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, may be blue.                      

If you could change one thing about your Mum,

What would it be?          

1.She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean.

I'd get rid of that.

2. I'd make my

Mum smarter.

Then she would know it was,

MY

SISTER

Who did it and not,

ME!                                                           

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