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TONGUE TWISTERS FOR DRUNKS

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A little light hearted piece, about things...

That are difficult to say if one has partaken of too much alcohol!

 

Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk...

 

a) Innovative

 

b) Preliminary

 

c) Proliferation

 

d) Cinnamon

 

Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk...

 

a) Specificity

 

b) British Constitution

 

c) Passive-aggressive disorder

 

d) Transubstantiate

 

Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk...

 

a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you.

 

b) Nope, no more booze for me.

 

c) Sorry, but you're not really my type.

 

d) No kebab for me, thank you.

 

e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight?

 

f) I'm not interested in fighting with you!

 

g) Oh! I just couldn't...no one wants to hear me sing.

 

h) Thank you,

   But I won't make any attempt to dance,

   I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool.

 

I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street.

 

j) I must be going home now, I have work in the morning.
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I will have to give these a try at the appropriate time! Thanks so much for your thoughtful greeting! Happy Valentine's Day and lots and lots of hugs to you too!!! :)

Fightingfemale - 02:57 - Thursday, February 15, 2007

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