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TONGUE TWISTERS FOR DRUNKS
A little light hearted piece, about things... That are difficult to say if one has partaken of too much alcohol!
Things that are difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Innovative b) Preliminary c) Proliferation d) Cinnamon Things that are VERY difficult to say when you're drunk... a) Specificity b) British Constitution c) Passive-aggressive disorder d) Transubstantiate Things that are ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to say when you're drunk... a) Thanks, but I don't want to sleep with you. b) Nope, no more booze for me. c) Sorry, but you're not really my type. d) No kebab for me, thank you. e) Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight? f) I'm not interested in fighting with you! g) Oh! I just couldn't...no one wants to hear me sing. h) Thank you, But I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no co-ordination. I'd hate to look like a fool. I) Where is the nearest toilet? I refuse to vomit in the street. 00:20 - Thursday, February 15, 2007 - post commentShare and enjoy
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