A FUN LOOK AT TRUE BLUE FRIENDSHIP...

FRIENDSHIP...MATESHIP...GOOD COBBERS!   1. When you are sad...    I will help you get drunk and plot revenge...    Against the sorry bastard who made you that way. 2. When you are blue...    I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile...    I will know you finally got lucky someway! 4. When you are scared...    I will rib you about it every chance...I get. 5. When you are worried...    I will tell you horrible stories about how...    Much worse it could be until you quit whingeing. 6. When you are confused...    I will use little words. 7. When you are sick...    Stay the hell away from me until you are well again.      I don't need or want to catch whatever you have. 8. When you fall...    I will point and laugh at your clumsy arse. 9. This is my oath...    I pledge it to the end.    "Why?"    You may ask!    "Because you are my  friend"

And remember...

When life hands you Lemons...

Ask for tequila and salt and call me over!

00:10 - Friday, February 16, 2007 - post comment