TOO BAD IT WASN'T GREEN BEER!

Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual,

When Tim Finnegan arrives at her door.

"Of course you can come in, you're always welcome Tim.

But where's my husband?"

"That's what I'm here to be telling ya Brenda. 

There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery."

"Oh God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me."

"I must Brenda. 

Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. 

I'm so sorry."

Finally she looked up at Tim and asked,  

"How did it happen?"

"It was terrible Brenda! 

He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned."

"Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true Tim. 

Did he at least go quickly?"

Tim replied, 

"Well Brenda... No, no he didn't.  

In fact, he climbed out three times to go and have a pee!

Before he drowned!"

02:47 - Sunday, March 18, 2007 - post comment