LIFE BEFORE THE COMPUTER

 

***Memory was something you lost with age.

***An application was for employment.

***A program was a TV show

***A cursor was a profanity

 

*~*A keyboard was a piano

*~*A web was a spiders home

*~*A virus was the flue

*~*A CD was a bank account

 

*~*A hard drive was a long trip on the road.

*~*A mouse pad was where a mouse actually resided.

 

*And wait for it"

 

*~*If you belong to the male species"

*~*And you had a 3 & ½ inch floppy di**...Hmmmmmmmmmm!

*~*You just hoped nobody found out!