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THE PRICE OF BURIAL...A man and his wife went on a vacation to the Holy Land in Jerusalem Israel. While they where there--- Hubby had a heart attack, was taken to hospital but later died. His wife was visited by the undertakers and told---
"You can have him shipped home to be buried at a cost of $5000 plus Or you can have him interred here in the Holy Land for as little as $150."
The wife---Thinking about it for a short amount of time said.
"No thank you very much I will have him shipped home for burial." The undertaker asked.
"Why would you want to spend $5000 plus to ship your Hubby home, when it would be wonderful for him to be buried here in the Holy Land for a very humble cost of $150.00." The wife replied.
"A long, long time ago, another bloke died and was buried here and Three days later he rose up from the dead. I cannot afford to take that risk!" 03:04 - Monday, July 2, 2007 - post commentShare and enjoy
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