THE PRICE OF BURIAL...

A man and his wife went on a vacation to the Holy Land in Jerusalem Israel.

While they where there---

Hubby had a heart attack, was taken to hospital but later died.

His wife was visited by the undertakers and told---

"You can have him shipped home to be buried at a cost of $5000 plus

Or you can have him interred here in the Holy Land for as little as $150."

The wife---Thinking about it for a short amount of time said.

"No thank you very much I will have him shipped home for burial."

The undertaker asked.

"Why would you want to spend $5000 plus to ship your

Hubby home, when it would be wonderful for him to be buried here

in the Holy Land for a very humble cost of $150.00."

The wife replied.

"A long, long time ago, another bloke died and was buried here and

Three days later he rose up from the dead.

I cannot afford to take that risk!"

03:04 - Monday, July 2, 2007 - post comment