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A CORNY FUNNY HA, HA!A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said…… "I want 3 flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is an auto parts store?" "No", the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon." "Oh, Ok!" said the waitress. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, "What are the beans for?" "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards your might as well gas up!" 20:44 - Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - post commentShare and enjoy
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