EVEN GOD ENJOYS A GOOD LAUGH! There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black: 1. He called everyone brother 2. He liked Gospel 3. He didn't get a fair trial But then there were 3 equally good arguments...    that Jesus was Jewish or Greek: 1. He went into His Father's business 2. He lived at home until he was 33 3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin...    And his Mother was sure He was God But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian: 1. He talked with His hands 2. He had wine with His meals 3. He used olive oil But then there were 3 equally good arguments...    that Jesus was a Californian: 1. He never cut His hair 2. He walked around barefoot all the time 3. He started a new religion. But then there were 3 equally good arguments...    that Jesus was an American Indian : 1. He was at peace with nature 2. He ate a lot of fish 3. He talked about the Great Spirit But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish: 1. He never got married. 2. He was always telling stories. 3. He loved green pastures. But the most compelling evidence of all...   three... really good reasons & proof that Jesus was a woman: 1. Fed a crowd at a moment's notice, when there was virtually no food! 2. Kept trying to get a message across...  To a bunch of men who just didn't get it! 3. And even when DEAD...  Had to get up because there was still work to do.   now you see why it is a real possibiiIty, Jesus was a woman.   FOOTNOTE... For anyone out there in cyber world who doesn't have a sense of humour... LOOSEN UP, SMILE, ENJOY THE WORLD... BE KIND AND LOVING AND TREAT EVERYONE AND THING WITH RESPECT. BECAUSE AS THE MESSAGE ABOVE SAYS EVEN GOD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOUR. And HE wouldn't want any less, of any of his flock of wayward humans... Now I don't care what you call your Deity... He, She, by what ever name you worship him or her. God is God... The one Great Spirit who is the great power and creator. Love & Hugs From Dawnie xxx