"I'M 98 YEARS OLD...SO I'M TELLING EVERYBODY"

MY THOUGHTS...Short Stories And Poems.

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LOVE THIS LITTLE YARN

An elderly man walks into a confessional at the local church in his area

The following conversation ensues:

Old Man...

"I am 92 years old, have a wonderful wife of 70 years.

Many children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren.

Yesterday, I picked up two college girls, hitchhiking.

We went to a motel, where I had Sex with each of them three times."

Priest: "Are you sorry for your sins?"

Old Man: "What sins?"

Priest: "What kind of a Catholic are you?"

Old Man: "I'm Jewish."

Priest: "Why are you telling me all this?"

Old Man: "I'm 98 years old...I'm telling everybody."

It's true my grandmother God Bless her beautiful soul.

Always said...Men could be 100 not out and the last thing to die would be their most prized piece of anatomy.

They are driven by testosterone poor blokes!

I wish you all Love And Many Blessings

Grace, Luck, Good Friends &Happy families...

But most of all Good Health ...Of Mind, Body & Soul.

The beauty of Angel's Watching Over You

And the magic of fairies flitting about...

Love, Peace & A Smooth Road Stretched Out Ahead.

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Hello I am a wife and a Mother of two adult children and a GrandMother of six beautiful GrandChildren.I have been married 41 years. I like to paint, read, do crosswords and dabble with my pen, writing my thoughts in a journal and trying to write the odd poem or prose. A MOTTO I LIKE TO LIVE BY IS... LOVE ALL, SERVE ALL, HURT NEVER, HELP EVER. Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

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