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AH! SCHOOL TESTS...

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THE FINAL TEST...
 
HOW WOULD YOU GRADE THIS...
 
 IF YOU WERE THE TEACHER
 
THE FINAL GRADE FOR THIS TEST IS AT THE END
 
1. In which  battle did Napoleon die?
    His last one
 
2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
   On the bottom of the page
 
3. What is the main reason for divorce?
    Marriage
 
4. What is the main reason for exams?
    Failure
 
5. What can you never eat for breakfast?
    Lunch or dinner
 
6. What looks like a half apple?
    The other half
 
7. If you threw a red stone into the Blue Sea...
    What will it become?
    A wet stone
 
8. How can a man go for 8 days without sleeping?
    Easy ..sleep at night
 
9. How can you lift a elephant with one hand?
    Never, as a elephant does not have a hand
 
 
10. If you had 3 apples and 4 oranges in one hand...
     And 3 oranges and 4 apples in the other hand, what would you have?
     Very large hands
 
11. If it took 8 men 10 hours to build a brick wall...
     How long would it take four men to build it?
     No time at all, the wall was already built.
 
 12. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor...
      Without cracking it?
      Any way you want, because a concrete floor is hard to crack.
 
      THE FINAL GRADE WAS AN "F"  BUT A+ FOR CREATIVITY 
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