It all started yestersay around 3:30 pm.  I felt this mood take over my body.  I tried to fight it, but alas.........it was way stronger then me, especially since my hands were plunged deep within the bubbles of my dish water.  What the hell, I gave in and put on my bitch face.  (this is when the sparkle in my eyes turns to venom)  Don't ask me what brought it on.  I mean come on, I'm a freakin lawyer NOT a hormone specialist.  Now that we have that settled....on with the story.

My hubby came home from work and in my mind should have been tired.  But noooooooo, he breezes through the door with a big grin and I thought, "Hell no, I am NOT in the mood for any sex right now fool!"  He comes up and gives me a peck on the lips, I quickly return the peck and say, "Danger..........I am NOT having a good day."  The more he tried to pet and pamper me, the more irritated I got.  Its Friday for God's sake, how dare he feel so wonderful when I was having a MOOD!

I went to bed early after 2 bottles of champagne and about 40 rounds of Texas-Holdem which I lost.  I am thinking the world will be a lot brighter tomorrow right?  So, this morning comes and I leap from my bed as though I have been shot, to look at my mood in the mirror.  Damn, its still on. (the bitch face)  I can already see its going to be a "weekend thing" and I am pissed. (got to get in a better mood you know?)  But hell no, we can't have that.  The day steadily declined from there.

So, instead of trying to fight it any longer, I am gonna give in and bitch some.  Maybe if I get it off my chest and into my blog, I can breathe and finish out the day in a halfway decent mood. (my hubby is praying at this point for any relief at all from my mood, lol)  Following is a partial list of irritants for me today:

 1.  Blogs that make you log in to comment.  WTF!  I don't want to join you're freakin site, I just want to comment!

 2.  Seeing icons at pokerstars.net of players and their icon is a pic of their kids mouth with tongue hanging out. (I want to see this WHY?)  Smack your kids mouth and get his/her tongue in shape BEFORE snapping a pic PLEASE.  Especially if I am gonna have to sit at the poker table and look at it for 2 damned hours.

 3.  If you are in a better mood then me today, lie to me and tell me its HELL DAY for you too!  I do not want to hear how great YOUR day is going.  I mean, lets get real here shall we?

 4.  People who say bitches bug them really pinch my last nerve.  Lets face it!  We are ALL bitches to some degree and you know I can prove it so don't even go there with me today!

 5.  People who come to my blog for blog credits and don't even have the decency or know-how to say hello in the comment box. 

 6.  The express lane at Kroger (10 items or less) this morning when the lady in front of me had a buggy overload of crap and then had the NERVE to want to write a check!!!!  Did she think I wanted to "go krogering" all freakin day.  Hell no!  I only wanted a gallon of milk.  Did they care it took me 45 minutes to get throught the so-called EXPRESS lane?????

Oh my God, I could keep going but I will not.  Instead, I will leave you with the logo off my favorite t-shirt that I have on right this minute for those who may not understand the ways of a bitch.  Here you go......my t-shirt says.

SARCASM, JUST ANOTHER SERVICE I OFFER!