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Okay, okay, lets face it....everyone has a bad day every now and then. Well before you fo any further, I´m warning you..........TODAY WAS MINE! Its not been pretty and the emotional forecast looks BLEAK, lol.
I am off work all week, so I think to myself, I will just play around the net, visit a few sites, have a little fun, etc etc. You know the drill. I had planned to WASTE time. Now, I have to tell you, this post is not intended to offend anyone else, it is to get shit off my chest that just irritates the heck out of me. Keep in mind, all these creepy irritants arose while I was surfing blogs on blog explosion. Here we go...........
1. I have determined that the two most OVER-USED words on the net are "Hun" and "Yup". First off, you do not know me well enough to call me hun if I have never been to your site right? I don´t find the term amusing in any way, shape, form, or fashion and quite frankly am sick to death of seeing it everywhere I go,
2. As for the word "Yup", why not just say YES, YEAH, RIGHT, OKAY, etc. What the hell is UP with "YUP". Geeez people, where did you get your diploma from. The antique Sears & Roebuck Wish Book. If so, I hate to be the one to point this out, but.....that hasn´t been in print for YEARS! Are you with me?
3. There were several blogs which do nothing more then "cut and paste" the daily news to attract readers. I will assume that the blog owner thinks these people have no net access or tv and cannot get this news otherwise. Did it occur to the blog owner that IF these people have no net access, then obviously they can´t see the freakin´ blog either???? No net, no blog, get it?
4. Then there are the people who moan and groan because they get no comments. Well maybe if you did host your blog on a site that requires SIGNING UP or LOGGING IN, you might just get a few more.
5. And last but not least, are the blogs that have the PAYAPL logo on them and are BEGGING for donations. WTF! How in the hell are you paying for your internet? Get off the net and save those dollars and you might not need a donation. I want to donate so you can keep blogging about something I am NOT interested in WHY????? No not me, I would do just as well to throw money out the window.
So anyway, now that I have said all this, its probably gonna do one of two things. Either shock people or piss them off. But hey, this is MY blog and those are MY thoughts. So they are staying right here. If there is any part of this that is not clear....then ask yourself.........Whats YOUR sign? Have a lovely day otherwise!
P.S. As for the logo button above on Pro-Choice. Thats for every man who visits the page who wants to rant and rave about a condition he will NEVER have. However, if any man out there has ever been preggers, you just let me know and I´ll take the button down. |
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It all started yestersay around 3:30 pm. I felt this mood take over my body. I tried to fight it, but alas.........it was way stronger then me, especially since my hands were plunged deep within the bubbles of my dish water. What the hell, I gave in and put on my bitch face. (this is when the sparkle in my eyes turns to venom) Don't ask me what brought it on. I mean come on, I'm a freakin lawyer NOT a hormone specialist. Now that we have that settled....on with the story.
My hubby came home from work and in my mind should have been tired. But noooooooo, he breezes through the door with a big grin and I thought, "Hell no, I am NOT in the mood for any sex right now fool!" He comes up and gives me a peck on the lips, I quickly return the peck and say, "Danger..........I am NOT having a good day." The more he tried to pet and pamper me, the more irritated I got. Its Friday for God's sake, how dare he feel so wonderful when I was having a MOOD!
I went to bed early after 2 bottles of champagne and about 40 rounds of Texas-Holdem which I lost. I am thinking the world will be a lot brighter tomorrow right? So, this morning comes and I leap from my bed as though I have been shot, to look at my mood in the mirror. Damn, its still on. (the bitch face) I can already see its going to be a "weekend thing" and I am pissed. (got to get in a better mood you know?) But hell no, we can't have that. The day steadily declined from there.
So, instead of trying to fight it any longer, I am gonna give in and bitch some. Maybe if I get it off my chest and into my blog, I can breathe and finish out the day in a halfway decent mood. (my hubby is praying at this point for any relief at all from my mood, lol) Following is a partial list of irritants for me today:
1. Blogs that make you log in to comment. WTF! I don't want to join you're freakin site, I just want to comment!
2. Seeing icons at pokerstars.net of players and their icon is a pic of their kids mouth with tongue hanging out. (I want to see this WHY?) Smack your kids mouth and get his/her tongue in shape BEFORE snapping a pic PLEASE. Especially if I am gonna have to sit at the poker table and look at it for 2 damned hours.
3. If you are in a better mood then me today, lie to me and tell me its HELL DAY for you too! I do not want to hear how great YOUR day is going. I mean, lets get real here shall we?
4. People who say bitches bug them really pinch my last nerve. Lets face it! We are ALL bitches to some degree and you know I can prove it so don't even go there with me today!
5. People who come to my blog for blog credits and don't even have the decency or know-how to say hello in the comment box.
6. The express lane at Kroger (10 items or less) this morning when the lady in front of me had a buggy overload of crap and then had the NERVE to want to write a check!!!! Did she think I wanted to "go krogering" all freakin day. Hell no! I only wanted a gallon of milk. Did they care it took me 45 minutes to get throught the so-called EXPRESS lane?????
Oh my God, I could keep going but I will not. Instead, I will leave you with the logo off my favorite t-shirt that I have on right this minute for those who may not understand the ways of a bitch. Here you go......my t-shirt says.
SARCASM, JUST ANOTHER SERVICE I OFFER!
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