So, I'm cleaning non-stop in anticipation of Mother-In-Law's (MIL) arrival and I'm barely speaking to her. Hmmm.....Something good has to come out of this (for me, of course). So, I am going to hold the first ever......Mother-In-Law Xmas Games

What a festive occasion it will be. The details are still being hastily put forth, but the games are shaping up as follows:
1. The Doggie Dodge (I figured why crate them this time)

2. Grammar Decathalon (The swiss timing stopwatches will be rolling when we determine how long it will take MIL to commit ten grammatical errors.

         More to come, suggestions more than welcome! I am considering flooding the   

         front stoop so it will freeze and we can watch MIL skate!

And, in keeping up with the times, the MIL X Games are going interactive!! Play along at home! Call your bookie if you have one! Keep track of those Las Vegas odds on....

1. How many times will MIL use the non-word, "Yous"?

2. What annoying noise will MIL make upon her grand entry to remind us all that she is the only one who has to endure the cold.

3. How many times will she repeat her sentences to the kids?

Don't Miss It.....I won't. I would, but I can't. Help me help me!!