I heard two really funny  jokes on the radio today:

Two blondes (ok, I'm kind of a blonde so don't get mad) were standing around talking. One said, "Which is further away, Mexico or the moon?"  The other one said, "Duh, can you see Mexico from here"?

If women who are well endowed work at Hooters, where do women with one leg work?  I  HOP!   (Don't know if everyone has one near them, it's what we call the International House of Pancakes for short.)