I see the Office Troll was here and invited people to read her blog! It is hilarious and so well written! This poor thing endures a boss that slobbers on everything, police hiding in the foyer watching for a criminal among the drunks in the churchyard across the street, and the co-worker from hell. Good thing she has Lovely Man and an occasional Friday martini to keep her going. You will want to read the whole thing. These things can only happen to her.

http://blogs.forumer.com/asphodelia/