On the back of my package of "Shade Wildflower Mix", it says, "Sow seeds outdoors in a SUNNY location". It doesn't say if I should then transplant them to the shady location.

That reminded me, if you ever find yourself having to host a radio talk show and are pressed for topics, pick that one, it's a no-brainer. Here are some other favorites:

-Liquid Plummer: Do not use bottle to store beverages.

-Scoopable Cat Litter: Safe to use around pets.

-Sleeping Pills: May cause drowsiness. (one would hope)

-Hair coloring: Do not use as an ice-cream topping (was the color strawberry blonde?)

-Hershey's Almond Bar: Caution, may contain traces of nuts.

-Dremel Rotary Drill: Not to be used as a dental drill (ow)

-Cheese-whiz: For best results, remove cap. (I'm not so sure)

-Christmas Lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (What's my third choice?)

-Floodlight: This floodlight is capable of illuninating large areas, even in the dark.(It pays to buy the

      best.)
-Rain Gauge: Suitable for outdoor use.

Of course, they can't be too careful. I heard that a man used a snow blower on his roof, and sued when he fell off because there was no warning notice. I'll bet there is now.