Wow, his initials are "B.O.", that can't be fun. I just realized that as I was looking for a way out of having to spell his first name, or just call him by his last name, which I don't like doing.

As told by our other state senator, at the election headquarters, the man with the embarrassing (can't spell that either) initials' two darling little daughters were in the suite. They spotted someone from a band they liked and got all excited. They rushed down to their parents to tell them. "What band is it?", Obama asked. They told him the title and it contained the word, 'naked'. "WHAT?!!", exclaimed Obama, like any other dad would. "It's ok", the girls explained, "They play with their clothes on".

The band in question is "The Naked Brothers Band". Now why would Nickelodeon feature a band that calls themselves that. Wouldn't they say, "We'd like to have you on our station, but find another name?"  It's not even like there is an expression involved like "naked truth'. Do we have to give these rambunctious pre-teens any more fuel for the fire? Oh yes, I forgot. Two words: Jamie Spears. Harumph.