But first, now that I've had a spelling lesson on Paparazzi...well I'm still learning...but one day I'll be able to spell it when I write about my son's progress in the annoying holiday letters I'm planning to write. How old will Britney Spears be by the time I'm ready to launch this kid?

Anyway, I'm peeved at the pictures for diet plans. Why do the 'after' pictures have to be 10s in bikinis. The men look too perfect and sculpted for that matter too. I mean, if a person loses enough to get into the normal weight range, how realistic is is that they will then go on to become reed thin and have a perfect bathing suit body? Most normal weight women don't look that perfect in tiny bikinis, so I can imagine that it is nearly impossible for women who have been carrying excess weight to look that perfect with so little on. Why can't they just show someone with a significant amount of weight to lose and then show the same person at a normal weight wearing regular clothes? I think most people would be happy to accomplish such realistic goals.