Not to worry though - it appears that Our Great Leader isn't particularly concerned about current events, but is looking to the future. Appearing on Larry King Live last week, George told the world that, "When history looks back, I'd rather be judged as solving problems and being correct, rather than being popular."

Well he's certainly got the "not popular" bit down. But I guess if Bush wants to be judged on his problem-solving capabilities and "being correct" then that's fair enough. After all, what historian could possibly think badly of a president who allowed the greatest terrorist attack in history to happen on his watch, who completely fumbled the aftermath of? Hurricane Katrina, who started his personal war in Iraq that he couldn't finish, and who has allowed the situations in Iran and North Korea to get completely out of hand?

If Bush wants history to look back and judge him on solving problems and being correct rather than being popular, perhaps he should get started on solving problems and being correct, instead of being an arrogant goddamn idiot moron!