When I first read about the diverted plane earlier today and read the list of "terrorist" items a passenger had: a screwdriver, matches, Vaseline and a note referencing al-Qaeda, I let out a laugh. Maybe if we weren't all acting out a sick version of The Boy Who Cried Wolf, I would've been worried, but I just wasn't. Can you blame me? And now, a whole new story is hitting the presses. Via AP: The federal official for Boston's Logan International Airport said there was no indication of terrorism and denied reports that the passenger aboard United Flight 923 had a screw driver and a note referring to al-Qaida. Gov. Mitt Romney said the 59-year-old woman was from Vermont and became so claustrophobic and upset that she needed to be restrained. The FBI in Boston said the woman, a U.S. citizen, was detained for allegedly interfering with a flight crew and was being questioned. And to be clear, those reports were made by Boston Logan International Airport spokesperson Phil Orlandella, not some anonymous source of Faux News. Two F-15s were scrambled to escort the plane, originally headed from London to Washington, to Boston. Those are the kinds of F-15s that can be ordered to shoot down passenger aircraft famously referenced during the aftermath of 9/11. They could've been ordered, by an itchy trigger finger Prez or Veep to shoot this plane down over a case of claustrophobia, an anxiety disorder a large segment of the worldwide population experiences.