And, no, this isn't remotely anti-gay, nor am I equating Foley's Internet grooming of teenage boys with consensual adult sexual relations, but remember this rabid pack of sociopathic opportunists has repeatedly been running on the "family values" platform....

Thus, here is the perfect opportunity to propagate the meme to everyone within earshot that the Republican party, the party of the sanctimonious mule-boners, the rabid anti-homo, closeted boy buggerers, the Gospel-preaching mass murdering torturers, the fetus-at-the-dinner-table family values team, the American-ideals-championing terrorist backers, the free-market-touting plutocrats, the freedom-touting prison wardens, the "pro-life" executioners, the Homeland Security-protecting drunk driving gun nuts, the tough-guy draft dodgers, the governmental honesty-restoring liars and cheats, the "heritage-cherishing" destroyers of our political legacy, the coalition-building destroyers of national and international solidarity, is nothing more than a bunch of hypocritical, repressed deviants.

"Listen, you're either on the side of REAL family values, or you're on the side of $1200 gay hooker sleepovers at the White House, and Congressmen Internet-stalking teenage boys...."

A little cognitive dissonance is good for the soul now and again.