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REAL/FAKE FRIENDS
Fake Friends: Never ask for food
Real Friends: Are the reason you have no food.
Fake Friends: Call your parents Mr. and Mrs.
Real Friends: Call your parents mom and dad.
Fake Friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
Real Friends: Would be sitting next to you saying, Damn...we fucked up...but that shit was fun!"
Fake Friends: Have never seen you cry.
Real Friends: Cry with you.
Fake Friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
Real Friends: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
Fake Friends: know a few things about you.
Real Friends: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.
Fake Friends: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
Real Friends: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
Fake Friends: Would knock on your door.
Real Friends: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
Fake Friends: Are for a while.
Real Friends: Are for life.
Fake Friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
Real Friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Bitch, you better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste!!"
Fake Friends: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
Real Friends: Will knock them the fuck out!!
Fake Friends: Will ignore this.
Real Friends: Will comment |
Posted: 10:23 PM, 8/4/2006 |
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