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Clothes, thugs and the loony

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I went yesterday and spent way too much money on my kids. I bought them a bunch of new clothes, new shoes, the works. I bought wife beaters for my son and he acted like that was the greatest thing he could ever have! I mean when did my baby boy become a man? A man who likes wife-beater shirts? Did I miss this stage in his developement because I sure didn't find it in the mommy handbook. I checked and re-checked and nowhere in the book does it say "a man you dated will haunt you through the outfits of your child" or " one day your son will grow up to be a thug." It just wasn't in there though I believe I am going to re-write the book to include it. These surprises shouldn't just jump out at a parent especially if the child is only 7.
My daughter, on the other hand, is keeping her thug capabilities under wraps for right now. I think she is going to wait a few years then spring it on me in the form of a jail-bird boyfriend I may have to kill. Or maybe, just maybe, she will swing a big left and miss the thugs altogether and end up with a nice, young captain of the math club....now there is a mommy's dream come true. Hmmmmm..... one can hope, right? There is only one request I make of her....please be the first girl in our family to wait until you are legal before you have a baby!!!! If she has learned nothing at all of her mother I hope she has learned to see the struggle and know she wants better.

How did I go from clothes to my three year old having babies? Do you see how the mind of a loony works now? No steady train of thought, though there are many trains of other stuff that stay on the rails. Like the train of addiction: right on track and on time everyday. Or the train of insanity : shows up at half past 6 every morning to collect me and it has never missed a day in 24 years. Then theres the insomnia train: it always carries me away in the middle of the night and though it leaves earlier now than years ago, it always makes an appearance.

Anyways nice big day planned for us. Kids are gone to school and K has to do the comp work and the reader's test she has avoided. I kept telling her, the sooner the better for the stinking test but does she listen? Well hell no. (See the crazy coming out? I am not talking in third person. Someone get a shrink in here, QUICK)

7:12 AM - 9/28/2005 - post comment

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