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The 10 First Date Commandments
 
1. NEVER, EVER HAVE SEX. Sex may sell -- but first-date sex sells you short.

2. DO K.I.S.S. (KEEP IT SHORT AND SIMPLE). Leave him wanting more, or leave him as soon as possible!

3. BE A GOOD LISTENER. He's flattered, you're informed!

4. DON'T TRASH-TALK YOUR EX. There's a fine line between love and hate, and for guys, passionate hate reads, "I'm still not over that X-man."

5. DON'T BE AN OPEN BOOK. If you want to be a must-read, don't offer up Cliff's Notes.

6. DON'T BRING UP THE "M" WORD. Don't bring up marriage on a first date -- and if he does? Brush it off with your "M" word -- "MAYBE someday ... when I've taken the time to find the right guy."

7. DARE TO HAVE SPARES. Dating is a numbers game: The more men you date, the better the odds are of meeting some really good eggs.

8. TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS. If he's creeping you out, take flight -- don't fight the feeling.

9. THINK FRIENDSHIP FIRST. If things don't work out, you end up with a new friend who may fix you up with someone who WILL work out.

10. HAVE FUN! Smiles. Laughter. Major turn-ons!

2:07 PM - 5/5/2005 - post comment