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Why is the English language so hard? If this doesn't give you an insight, nothing will....LOL
1) The bandage was wound around the wound.
2) The farm was used to produce produce.
3) The dump was so full that it had to refuse
more refuse.
4) We must polish the Polish furniture.
5) He could lead if he would get the lead
out.
6) Since there is no time like the present,
he began to present the present.
7) When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
8) The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
9) There was a row among the oarsmen about
how to row.
10) They're too close to the door to close it, as
were the other two there.
11) The buck does funny things when the does
are present.
12) A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a
sewer line.
13) To help with planting, the farmer taught
his sow to sow.
14) After a number of injections my jaw got
number.
15) Upon seeing the tear in the painting I
shed a tear.
16) I had to subject the subject to a series
of tests
17) How can I intimate this to my most intimate
friend?
There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in
hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple.
English muffins weren't invented in England or
French fries in France (Surprise!). Sweetmeats
are candies while sweetbreads, which aren't
sweet, are meat.
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the
plural of booth beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So
one moose, 2 meese? Doesn't it seem crazy that
you can make amends but not one amend. If you
have a bunch of odds and ends and get rid of
all but one of them, what do you call it? Is
it an odd, or an end?
How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the
same, while a wise man and a wise guy are
opposites? You have to marvel at the unique
lunacy of a language in which your house can
burn up as it burns down, in which you fill
in a form by filling it out, and in which,
an alarm goes off by going on.
English was invented by people, not computers,
and it reflects the creativity of the human
race, which, of course, is not a race at all..
That is why, when the stars are out, they are
visible, but when the lights are out, they are
invisible.
And finally: Why doesn't "Buick" rhyme with
"quick"?
8:31 AM - 5/7/2005 -
Love your way of thinking
I like the way you think about things... I've read a couple of your blogs (the random facts and the enlish language), and I really enjoyed it. Made me laugh. :-) That's something everyone can do more often. A few more for the English language... >He reached into the barrel to fish out a fish.
>I can just picture the picture that she managed to take of that.
>You can't stick a stick into a hole that's too small.
>He felt a small prickle in the small of his back.
>The movie star gazed at the stars.
>He didn't want to drop a drop of acid onto his skin.
>He can feel his sleeping companion stir as he stirs the soup.
>The color blue makes me blue.
>Please stand behind the hat stand.
>This gold mine is mine!
Also, why is Opossum pronounced "possum"?
Lol. Just a few I thought I'd share with you.
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