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7/19/2007 - I should be on COPS!

Right... so last night my crazy ass sister punched me in the face!! She is now in jail! Crazy ass bitch! But really Its been a while so let me give you the whole story. My sis is 25 yrs. old. 4 weeks ago she gave birth to my beautiful nephew, Avery. There were some complications durring birth and they had to do a emergecy C- Section. It was horrible, and scary. They did'nt know if Avery was going to be ok, or if my sister was going to live through it. After 2 weeks in the ICU Avery was able to go home, and my sister was highly medicated on some very strong pain killers. Did I mention that my sister was addicted to heroin for 2 years and methadone for another 2? Well she cant handly alcohol....at all!! When she drinks she fights with everyone and anyone around her. And when she wakes up the afternoon after she dosent remember a damn thing! Every once in a while she will go off the deepest end. Pissoff every oone she knows and disappear for weeks at a time. Leaving my mother and I to clean up her mess and search to the ends of the earth to find her. All the while trying not to let everyone else in the family whats going on. I know 42 tons of fun right!! Well back to the here and now.... Last night my sister told me she wanted to get a bottle of red wine to make some burgandy mushrooms. Im a asshole! I agree to get the very nice $5 bottle of overpriced yellowtail wine. After we get home to her apartment not even a hour later the whole bottle is gone including the cheap bottle of chard I bought to make piccatta. Now dont get me wrong I know it was stupid to buy it, but its been over a year since one of her episodes. So I didnt really think she would do anything totally retarded, but of coarse I underestimated my darling sister! Not only did she kill all the wine in a little ove a hour, but then shitty drunk wanted to pick up the baby! I was soooo not having that! She couldnt even walk straight! So when she threatened to kick me out of her apartment I woke up her husband. And the shit went down from there! After fighting with her for about 3 hours (her husband and I) She told me that she would give me two choices. 1 I could pack my shit and walk my happy ass to the bus station and go back to Dallas and never speak to her again, or 2 she could call the police and have me thrown out! So what do you think I did? .........................I handed her my cell phone and told her she could call the cops on my phone! I also reminded her that the number was 9-1-1! LOL!!! So then the police came, mind you her husband is fucking pisses! As am I! So we explain what is going on and assure the officer that everything is fine. Then my sis decided to come in the room. Eyes bloodshot to all hell, slurring her words and walking crooked, plays like she didnt call the cops, and has o idea what is going on! I was sad and funny! Really I was just worried about Avery! So before the cop left he asked if there was a safe place the baby could go being that sis was wasted and her hus had to go to work in like 2 hours. So he told the officer that if thingsgotbad and he was gone I was to take the baby to a hotel. And that I had his permission. So then after 2 more hours of trying to get her into bed to sleep it off he had to go to work, but by this time she was just cursing the world and crying about all the injustices of the world blah blah blah.... And this whole time was coming up with weird ass reasons why she needed his keys to the car! So anyway, he left and she was crying and asking where her husband was and when I told he for the 10th time that he went to work she would argue that it was only 2am. And every tie I had to correct her that it was actually 5am. When she suddenly had this great idea that the baby needed to sleep in her bed with her. Despite the fact that she was wasted, and that the baby sleeps in the living room in this swing bed thing everynight! So I didnt let her pick him up, so then she started to scream at me "Dont get between me and my child!!" But shes a good 2 inches shorter than me and still healing from surgery. So I didnt think she would do anything stupid. And again.....It was me that was fucking stupid! So the next thing I know Igot a impressive right hook to the jaw! Im fucking shocked !!!! But Im cool a little really pissed off but my 1st concern is the baby so I dont back down. she didnt like that so she decided to grab my fucking hair and wrestle me on the ground. I didnt want to hurt her and i easily could have. So i called the cops for the 2nd time that evening. Told them what was happening and that i needed help right away. While I was on the phone with them she took the baby to her room and left him alone. Hes fucking 4 weeks old! So I went to the room to check on him, She didnt like that either so she gabbed my hair again and kicked me out of the apartment. I was smart enough to get my cell phone in the struggle. So I called the cops again and updated them on what was happening. I then had 3 cops at the apartment and being sober I had the upperhand in the situation. I honestly didnt think they were going to arrest her, but when they had her sitting in the kitchen in her pajamas and were telling her to put shoes on did I realize what they were doing. I watched my sister get put into a police car and then posed for evidence pictures of my jaw! I was happy that I had at least put on some make-up for the first visit from the cops! She is still in jail. There are actually some funny parts of that night Ill post next entry. I should be on COPS! It was fucked up! But her husband cracked up when I told him she got arrested. But the babys fine and thats all that really matters right now!

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Catt