Miley Cyrus is 15... and is already set to appear nude on film?

So first it was the 'leaked' MySpace pictures of Miley half naked, then the picture she allegedly sent to one of the Jonas brothers of her in a shower....with her top on....looking more greasy than wet.... And, of course, the Vanity Fair scandal.  And now, word around town is, Miley Cyrus, at the ripe ol' age of FIFTEEN, wants to appear nude in the upcoming movie, with a title that Hollywood couldn't even bother to spell right, 'Undiscovered Gyrl'.

The MSNBC website had some scoop of the movie, saying it 'will almost definetly include nude scenes'.  The Hannah Montana star will also be releasing a new album which will include, what she says, a more adult sound.

...Mm'kay, first of all, let me get something straight.  One, wouldn't Miley appearing nude in a movie classify as CHILD PORNOGRAPHY?  Two, why is she so concerned about an adult sound when most of her viewers are ten to fourteen years old?  Hell, fourteen might be pushing it a little.  And third, why be so concerned with looking or sounding like an adult at ALL when she just recently turned fifteen?  I know, I know, most every fifteen year old on the planet tries to act all adult and cool, but what, exactly, is being proven when you're showing off your illegal parts?  Do you WANT to attract the attention of perverts?

I'd also kind of like to know where Miley's parents are, in all this... Needless to say, Billy Ray's making Pervy Papa Joe Simpson and Micheal Lohan look like parents of the DECADE.  Heck... At least Lindsay waited until she was seventeen to break the Disney mold.  But even then, as I stated, Billy Ray Cyrus is the father in question... We'd almost be crazy to have standards for any of that family.

So it is controversial, it does get old, but I guess it's almost inevitable, ALL of these young Disney 'starlets' are going to go down the wrong road at one time in their career, or another.  And lest we forget, Hannah Montana's madd tongue skillz.

(Dear God, PLEASE tell me this was Photoshopped...)

Though Miley claims that she won't appear in the film, and that she's not even ALLOWED to see an R rated film... Can we really believe this?  Obviously, stars (or whatever is really left of them) will say and do just about anything to save their own image.  I say for this, we must just wait and see... Remember how Miley claimed to be so embarrassed over the nude Vanity Fair spread?  Sure stopped her from posing like a promiscuous bimbo.  Also, I don't care what anyone said, though Miley WAS wearing pants for the shoot, she still didn't have a top on.  It's still nudity, and it's still creepy to know that she willingly posed for crap like that.

4:23 AM - 7/23/2008 - post comment