That's it - I'm all done with work until 28th, and I'm home. Am I feeling relaxed and festive?? no I'm bloody not 
The roads are full of utter morons, and I've just had a safety recall notice on my new car - grrrr!! it appears the brakes may well be 'unsafe', but they can't check them until 4th Jan. Nice. Most of all though, and I'm trying to just let my anger go here and pity the individual in question instead, but if you hate Christmas and don't get on with your family etc etc and don't want to go home and start the festivities, that's fine...that's totally up to you...but don't try and stop others from getting away and finding their way home, you petty little git.
*deep breath*
Right...I've got pressies to wrap, got to get the rats ready, pack some things...and then tomorrow we'll all be on our way....all bad/evil wankers will be forgotten for 3 days of lovliness....and may they wallow in their well deserved misery! Ho Ho Ho! 