I just had to post this, I thought it was pretty good and thought provoking, it was written by a Mexican Amercian

TRY THIS:

Enter MEXICO illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,

international law, or any of that nonsense….Once there, demand that

the local government provide free medical care for you and your

entire family….Demand bilingual nurses and doctors….Demand free

bilingual local government forms, bulletins, and everything else.

Procreate abundantly….Deflect any criticism of this allegedly

irresponsible reproductive behavior with, "It’s a cultural U.S.A. thing.

You wouldn’t understand, pal." Keep your American identity strong.

Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or proudly display it in your front

window or on your car bumper….Speak only English at home and in

public and insist that your children do likewise….Demand classes on

American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal

rights and will go far to legitimize your unauthorized, illegal, presence

in Mexico. Drive around with no liability insurance......and ignore local

traffic laws. Get in an accident that you caused and don’t be

responsible for any injuries or damage to others.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its

officers….Good luck! You'll be demanding for the rest of time or soon

be dead.

Because it will never happen.

It will not happen in Mexico or any other country in the

world...except right here in the United States... Land of the naive!

If you agree, pass it on. If you don't, go ahead and try the above in

Mexico or Iraq.