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Ok this is a joke that I have always liked.
A Pagan dies and goes up to heaven and is standing at the pearly gates when St. Peter comes up to him and says, "I am sorry, but I cannot let you in, and the Summerlands are closed now for renovation. I have no choice, you are going to have to go down below" So the Pagan is sent to hell and finds himself standing in the middle of a green grassy meadow, and he is looking around. There is a stream with people fishing, and fresh water, the sky is blue, and people casually strolling around talking or lounging when a nicely dressed gentleman walks up to him and bows and says "Welcome to Hell, I am Satan" And the Pagan looks up to him confussed and asks "What about all the fire and brimstone?" And Satan only smiles when all of the sudden his whole in the ground opens up and all this fire belches out and these screaming souls get sucked down inside then it closes up. The Pagan looks to Satan confussed and asks "What was that?" Satan shrugs and says "Those are the Christions, they would not have it any other way.
9:37 AM - 6/9/2006 -
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that's funny, i am not laughing.
fakhra - 8:27 AM - 6/11/2006
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