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Once I saw a picture of McCain's wife
and her face was as hard as a knife
I think she is a wtich
or maybe just a bitch
no doubt she will cause a lot of strife
Now if you think I am being unfair
I'll be sure to free you from that sacre
I wish Mrs. Obama
covered like Osama
he must have married her on a dare.
3:15 PM - 2/22/2008 -
A limerick of my own
I once knew a George, who was from Texas
His one goal in life was a Lexus
He started a war
And did get his car
But the oil was cut off by the Axis
Just musing...
Edited by dutchboy on 2/23/2008 at 9:50 AM
dutchboy - 1:04 AM - 2/23/2008
LOL
hehe nicely done
SilverWind - 8:31 AM - 2/23/2008
Hold on, here's more...
A George, at the nation's top level
Saw his lies about beating Al Gore come unraveled
God gave us souls to decide
What's wrong and what's right
George clearly sold his to the devil
A former First Lady named Hill
Decided to pass her own Bill
That was a mistake
Not even an intern would take it
So she decided to go for the kill
A senator named Barack Obama
Was commonly known as the llama
And at his campaign shows
Those in the front rows
Were in for a watery drama
Whether they're any good is up for debate, but none of these took me longer than five minutes to create.
Edited by dutchboy on 2/25/2008 at 1:32 PM
dutchboy - 4:31 AM - 2/25/2008
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