New Words

My sister sent this to me and I just had to post becasue I thought it was hillarious

> > The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once
> again asked readers to
> >> > take any word from the dictionary, alter it
> by adding, subtracting,
>
> >> > or changing one letter, and supply a new
> definition.
> >> >
> >> > Here are some of the winners:
> >> >
> >> > Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax
> refund, which lasts until
> >> > you realize it was your money to start with.
> >> >
> >> > Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a
> hillbilly.
> >> >
> >> > Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid
> people that stops
> >> > bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone
> layer, unfortunately,
> >> > shows little sign of breaking down in the
> near future.
> >> >
> >> > Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house,
> which renders the
> >> > subject financially impotent for an
> indefinite period.
> >> >
> >> > Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very
> high.
> >> >
> >> > Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of
> sarcastic wit and the
> >> > person who doesn't get it.
> >> >
> >> > Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when
> you are running late.
> >> >
> >> > Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.
> >> >
> >> > Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This
> one got extra credit.)
> >> >
> >> > Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is
> sending off all these
> >> > really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the
> Earth explodes and
> >> > it's like, a serious bummer.
> >> >
> >> > Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting
> through the day
> >> > consuming only things that are good for you.
> >> >
> >> > Glibido: All talk and no action.
> >> >
> >> > Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas
> to seem smarter when
> >> > they come at you rapidly.
> >> >
> >> > Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance
> performed just after
> >> > you've accidentally walked through a
> spider web.
> >> >
> >> > Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a
> mosquito, that gets into
> >> > your bedroom at three in the morning and
> cannot be cast out.
> >> >
> >> > Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after
> finding half a worm in
> >> > the fruit you're eating.
> >> >
> >> > Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about
> yourself for the purpose of
> >> > getting laid.
> >> >
> >> > And the pick of the literature:
> >> >
> >> > Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and
> an asshole.

3:44 PM - 8/20/2008 - post comment

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This comforts me. They tried this over here as well, but all the entries could have come straight from the Porky's and Revenge of the Nerds movies. Most of these are actually funny.

dutchboy - 3:52 AM - 8/22/2008

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