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Muhammad Pee Pants

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When I have the time and am not busy with school and classes I enjoy taking time out to go for a walk, sometimes to just jam to my music and sometimes I take my camera along with me to see if anything interesting should come across my path. It is nice to get out of the house sometimes and enjoy the fresh air, and I have seen some cool things when I go out in the morning, like freshly hatched snake eggs, a giant wolf spider. 

Well anyway there is this usual route I always take and I like to go out fairly early in the morning for a couple of reasons, it is when the weather is most agreeable, it is quiet, not many other people around, and more of a potential for spotting animal life of various sorts. 

Nearby where I live there is a mosque and the Muslims go out around the same time I do, I will see them walking when I go out and some of them are kind of surely and just scowl some will nod or offer a cordial greeting. And there is this one path that I usually like to walk on, after I cut through park there is a foot path that goes through the hills and goes behind this elementary school and leads finally to the road that will lead me back home. And granted particularly in the morning the path is usually fairly quiet especially on a weekday but it is still in the public. This is the second time this has happened though the first time I tried to convince myself that maybe that is not what happened but this time it was pretty unmistakable. 
 
If you haven't begun to guess, yes on of these old Muslim dudes in formal traditional dress was sending there, and not even like beyond a tree or something but in the open, urinating. So first I am thinking GROSS! But then I think to myself isn't that hypocritical. I mean aren't you supposed to come from a religion that is dignified and conservative and does not believe in flashing your private parts in public. 

I mean I am a barbaric heathen and I am not just going to drop my pants and piss wherever I feel like it. And for anyone who tries to say it is different for guys than girls....No.....it is disgusting both ways. And they are old dudes so if they cannot control it can't they go into a bush or something? Not stand right on the outside of the trial? 

It kind of mind me want to flash them, like well if you are going to piss in public I am not going to respect your religious views so I am going to expose myself too, because I do not want to see their junk anymore than they want to see my tits. 

So then I kept making fun of them inside my head and trying not to laugh because I was walking right behind them.
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