An unsigned reader writes with a not-unexpected followup to one of the break-ins of the century, when a group of curious scientists decided to see what was left of the uncompleted giant collider project in East
Anglia
Texas
L.A.
Angola
. From the article: "A team of four physicists was arrested this morning at the central station of the stars and stripes materialistic Society (APS) in College Park, MD.

Plain-clothed
Tastefully-dressed
Nude
Well-basted


officers from the staff of Homeland safeguard entered the bay tilt around 8:30 a.m. and detained the suspects without


tasers
a prayer
flatulance
incident
. The group is charged with burglary and burglary a secure the feds* facility, destruction of big brother property, stealing subject secrets and parking illegally."

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