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desperateApril 28, 2008
Just a moment ago, i was contentedly sitting at the dining table, eating a marvellous concoction of sugar-free yoghurt topped with apple and mango bits. Before i proceed, i would like to inform the world at large that my latest health-resolution is to eliminate as much refined sugar from my diet as possible. Having accidentally stumbled on a site detailing the dangers of refined sugar, i realised that my extremely severe mood swings which have somehow gotten worse lately correspond to the listed symptoms of sugar addiction...hence the resolution. I feel slightly better, but, being me, it's possibly psychological.

Anyway, back to the subject at hand. I switched on the com, and proceeded to scan my bookmarked sites. One of Mag's posts was about being single, and it linked to this site with a seemingly positive title - Marry Him! I clicked on it, and as i read, felt increasingly queasy and dreadful. Apparently, it's not my blood sugar this time. I decided it was too tedious to continue and stopped. Nevertheless, the article is amazing - in a few paragraphs, the author has convinced me of the urgent need to march up to a random man, ask him to marry me, give birth to a kid, all before i hit The Age, specifically, 30. And yipes, i'll be 23 in less than three months!

The author strongly advises women to...just settle. Just settle.

Whatever it is, her advice will come in handy if i meet someone i don't mind settling for.

But, i know one thing i will never do. That is, have a baby with donor sperm, just as she did. Luckily (or not), i dislike children. Ohhh, but i really love infants. If children can go from infanthood to, i don't know, adulthood? in the blink of an eye, then i am sure i would love to have children. Maybe even with donor sperm
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