Paris Hilton showed up to serve her sentence.

Pardon me, but whoop-dee-frickin'-doo.

Lots of girls act like party trolls, don't have the good sense (or sober acuity) to remember to put their underpants on and get busted driving drunk. The only differences here are:
a) Most of them learn from the first incident and don't make a habit of it, and
b) She's Paris Hilton.

This is not news. Cousin Jailbird has made it her life's goal to behave this way and never once made the front page in spite of her three-state drunk driving record and multiple crack busts. Not even when the cops had to track her down.

So Paris had to have cereal and juice for her first meal...aaaawwww, poor baby. I guess you don't get lobster and Dom Perignon in slam. What the hell did she expect? And again - this is no different from what everyone else eats in jail, why is it news?

It never ceases to amaze and disgust me that with all of the important and tragic things going on in the world the press will choose to waste time and effort reporting on the brain-impaired behaviour of spoiled starlets.

Do most people know what happened to Rachel Corrie, or even who she was?

Sadly, no.

But let Paris Hilton or her equally brain-dead fellow party troll Lindsay Lohan fall drunkenly - and sans underwear - out of a car and puke on the sidewalk and it's 'stop the presses!'. The world must know about such highly critical happenings. We need a full page article in every newspaper in the nation with photos, because nothing says 'society babe' like facial pallor, sweaty clothes and steak tartar vomit splashed upon the camera of the nearest paparazzi, who will no doubt sue for the nonexistant 'damage' done to said camera.

Soulless, the lot of them.

Don't we have a war going on?