1. Fell in love: (puppy love? 14) 18 (the real thing)

2. Got a MySpace account - 38 (and I hate it. Want it? It's yours.)

3. Smoked weed - 15 or 16

4. Got French kissed - 15

5. Went to the hospital for surgery - 23 (appendectomy)

6. Got your heart broken badly - The entire decade of my 20s that I spent wed to FuckFace.

8. Got arrested - None yet  (dumb luck?)

9. Smoked a Cigarette - 13, smoked until age 26

10. Broke your first bone - Age 16 playing football

11. Went to a concert - Age 21 (David Bowie Sound & Vision Tour).

12. Got your own cell phone - 32

13. Got a speeding ticket - 28.

14. Ran away - First time? 16.

16. Snuck out of the house - 16

17. Pierced other than your ears - 27 (my nose)

18. Got a tattoo - Not yet but want to (if I can design my own)

19. Totaled a car - Never.

20. Moved out of your parents' house - 18

21. How old are you now - 38

22. Had a kid? - 19