I have started this page in response to the information I get from my visitor tracker, StatCounter. In order to serve my first time readers better I have written a few tips on how to improve your search results and enhance your enjoyment of this blog. Most of this information is aimed at inexperienced internet users, but anybody wanting to explore this site may find at least some useful information here.
1 Search engines: 1.1 The first thing I noticed is how many people get to my site through convoluted queries. As I try to cover a wide range of subjects in relatively short entries, this won't get you anywhere on my page. One tip would be to repeat your query with quotation marks ("). This will yield far more specific search results. Remember however, that you must use full sentences or grammatically correct sets of words, including words like 'the', 'and', etc. Using quotation marks is also important when looking for combinations of commonly used first and last names. 1.2 If you find yourself in trouble just finding what you are looking for on my pages, go back to your search engine, and under the search result that took you to my blog, click on 'cached'. This way, the words you're looking for will be highlighted throughout my page. This way you may also get a glimpse of what my blog used to look like in the time the cache was made. 1.3 This may not be of any concern to 95% percent of you. I've also noticed that a lot of queries begin with 'pictures of'. I realize that most of you do this, because image searches are sometimes disappointing, but for those who don't know, every search engine has an 'images' option. A few options would be * http://images.google.com, * http://www.live.com/?searchonly=true&mkt=en-US&scope=images * http://images.search.yahoo.com/ * http://search.aol.com/aol/imagehome
2 Site navigation: 2.1 Some of the entries that attract the most search engine visitors are actually part of a series of entries. The best example of this is my entry 'Silly expressions'. This entry must be very disappointing in itself, but in such in such instances it might be worth your while if you were to click on the category, which follows the words 'Posted in', or on a tag, which follows the words 'Filed under'. If you click on a Technorati tag you will get even better results from blogs from around the world. The tags for this page are "rss, search engines, site navigation", the category is "miscellaneous". 2.2 You may also want to have a look at my links to the outside world. Some are located in my sidebar, but I also have an 'External links' page, which is ever growing. 2.3 If you wish to respond to something I write, please click on 'A penny for your thoughts', or 'Speak your mind'. Don't forget about the Captcha validation key. I have a triple comment alert system in place, so it doesn't matter whether you post a comment under a new or an old entry. I will get an email containing the full content of your comment, it will appear on my comments page, and I will see that the number of comments I received is up, so I will be looking for it. If you're asked to include an email address, and you don't wish to receive email alerts if someone responds to your comment, you may enter sietselogger@aim.com. This is an account I only use for spam. If you send me spam, I will know your IP address.
3 Feed subscriptions: 3.1 If you like my blog, you may consider subscribing to my RSS feed. Please scroll down to the bottom of this page. Chances are you are already using at least one of the options there. 3.2 If you're using a feed reader not listed there please copy and paste the URL below into the reader you do use, and if that's an online reader, please post a comment and tell me where to find it, so I can include a button for that one as well. * http://www.journalhome.com/rss.php?w=dutchboy1980
4 Images: 4.1 Images that I link to in my sidebar are my intellectual property. I made them myself, and I own the negatives. However, do not let that stop you from using them. Do host them on your own site or in your own online album however. Don't use the bandwith of my image host for your site's needs. You do not need to credit me, but just do not claim they are yours. 4.2 An online image host I recommend is Flickr.
6Disclaimer 6.1 I, Dutchboy, am responsible for the written content of all entries of this blog, and of the comments posted by 'Dutchboy', which include my avatar. Comments posted by other readers are their responsibility. I do not violate any copyright laws. 6.2 Wherever it says "A penny for your thoughts!" not a physical penny is meant, but a proverbial one. I will not pay you for posting a comment. 6.3 The administrator of this weblog is located in the Netherlands, therefore it is understood to you in visiting this weblog, that you must submit any legal claim regarding this blog to the "kantonrechter" at the "Rechtbank" in Alkmaar in the Netherlands. 6.4 "You" is herein defined as "ANY VISITOR OF THIS WEBSITE" 6.5 For JournalHome.com's general terms and conditions for visitors, please goto: http://journalhome.com/downhill.php
7 Feedback 7.1 If you have any good ideas on how to improve this page, please post a comment right here. 7.2 Additionally, I may need some help with my legalese in my disclaimer. If you can translate this disclaimer so that there are no judicial holes, please send me a PM. If you're a regular visitor, please take no offense. It's just that by far the most people who find me thru one of the search engines are from the US, and there are some lawsuit happy elements in America you must protect yourself against, eh?
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Currently reading: Tell Me How Long the Train's Been Gone - James Baldwin Currently watching on TV: Euro 2008
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The translation this generates is poor, but intelligible
My top 3 of favorite search terms that have directed visitors to my blog
1 How to tell North American venimous snakes from n0n-venimous snakes
2 Pets for sale Sandusky Ohio
3 Alarm clock smurf song
Needless to say you're not going to find anything useful on my blog, using these terms.
Please first express a desire to chat with me (PM, email, comment), and then be here during my 'office hrs'. I'm unfamiliar with English text message lingo, so bear with me.
Blogthings
You are Sandusky, OH
Loser! You are boring, have no sense of adventure, no sense of humor, you have no friends, in fact you're no good to this world. You are definitely Sandusky, OH!
Famous Sandusky, Ohio, residents: probably a few hockey players, but no one worth a second glance
* Soraya
I am going for absolute overkill on this page. Any idea that pops up inside my head will materialize into more text on this page.
