JEALOUSY= a green dish with the mysterious ingredient of envy and at the same time, admiration; the longing or the wanting kind of mixed cooking styles and various tastes according to the person's desire. I highly recommend this recipe for the people who waste too much time moping around their rooms doing nothing. Hey, break a leg, guys! Get to your kitchens and let's do some cooking!

A person per serving ((sharing will only lessen the mood of Jealousy))

1/2 tinge of jealouseous jelly ((main ingredient, found near the girl beside your crush; priceless))

a cup of anger

3 teaspoons of wanting((longing can be acceptable))

2 cups of salt ((please prefer the saltiest of the salts))

7 tons of pure desire to kill ((for best results...though, if you do not want your dish to be this strong, 6 1/2 will be just right))

a spoon of impatience

2 cups of melancholic madness

a can of Del Monte Pineapple Tears ((no other products are to be considered))

evil laughter

TOTAL OF INGREDIENTS: 8 varieties

PRICE: optional

1.Vigorously pour a spoon impatience in boiling water and allow it to soak for 30 minutes. Tapping your foot for several times and rolling your eyes while waiting can mysteriously, but undoubtly, help the meal to be tastier to your heart's fury.

2.Hastily drop the spoon of anger to the boiling pan with the impatience and make the "grrrr" sound to support the mood. If the spoon was accidentaly dropped, I advise you not to get it no more. The dish, in contact with flesh while cooking may cause some dangerous effects on the cook. The anger is not certified to long last after an hour. If not taken into a spontaneous manner, the anger may be transferred in a calming down state.

3.Wait for the spoon of anger to melt ((might take a little time estimated about 10 minutes, but it may be optional)) then apply the jelly strictly by the sides of the pan and DO NOT let your hand get in contact with the dish, another reminder. Stir up the mixture for 40 inconvenient and undeniably long times. It is an exact forty.

4.Both 2 cups of wanting, 2 cups of melancholic madness, and the can of Del Monte Pineapple Tears must be poured down in the same exact time. You may hire assistance, but as soon as the procedure is done, drag him away and concentrate on your work.

5.Turn off the lights, it is more distracting if you perform this last procedure. Wait and have a moment for 3 minutes in the darkest corner of the room and try to meditate the things you despise in this world and apply it to your special dish. Swallow your pride, feel the rage, be pessimistic. After the given time, emerge to your cooking and close your eyes. Breathe deeply, and then use the ingredient, evil laughter. This must be perfectly performed. While laughing evilly, pour down the last ingredient in the dish, 7 tons of pure desire to kill.

6. Wait for the aroma to come around, and if it does, shut the stove down and prepare the meal in a small bowl. You may use any dessert to go with your newest dish! Yeah, you can turn on the lights.

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