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Emotions and Recollections Going Haywire

10/19/2005 - an ant bit my eye...
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Once upon a time, there was this overly stupid girl who spent her whole afternoon watching the television to brush off her more stupid thoughts about ghosts at her kitchen switching the stove on and off. Later on, her aunt finally arrived, ringing the bell, and this overly stupid girl even thought twice about opening the door, fearing that she will meet a lady clad in a torn white dress on the way. CLearing on a decision, she finally mustered up all the possible courage she have been saving up for the last fifteen years, walking down the halls of her not-that-of-a-mansion house.

 

Her aunt grinned at the sight of her, and surely, she grinned back. Going back her mother's room to resume her watching, the overly stupid girl finally held a sigh of relief knowing that she already has a "mortal" companion. Both her brothers followed her arrival.

 

Now this overly stupid girl borrowed batteries from her overly sensitive brother, and fortunately, he agreed to do so. She spent almost two friggin' hours singing anime songs along the overly ancient disc player. Then on, she felt a little sleepy-eyed, so she shut the discman off to avoid any possible killings inside the house because her aunt just finished cleaning it. Lulling herself to sleep, she dreamt of many, many insane and insignificant dreams such as CAT being held again in her school...you know...the works.

 

by the next uhmmm....**raises her fingers to count** two hours or so, she found herself being racked by her mother mercilessly, with her wailing at the thought of being slaughtered by her own mother who bore her in her own little tummy...which turned into a big one, blaming her for it. she kept on scolding this overly stupid girl on why she didn't decide to eat her supper earlier this evening and chose drooling her night away. scratching her hair, she dragged her overly stupid and small feet down to their dirty kitchen to eat.

 

it took this overly stupid girl complete twenty minutes to realize that her eye was swollen due to the explanation her dear mother gave her that maybe an ant bit her eye. Being overly stupid, she believed her mother, but then on, contemplated that an ant is incapable of making such a SWOLLEN eye, now assuming that maybe a cockroach would be more suitable...

 

so, the overly stupid girl attended the highschool intrams with this overly icky swollen eye.

 

an ant bit my eye.

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10/19/2005 - cooool
Posted by Anonymous
ure story was really funny.

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