Number one:

Of course, since I am a boring person, my boredom standards increase too high ((low as in it's so exciting and high as it's damned, dead boring)). So there, I am now a more boring person ever than before! Thank you, thank you!

Number two:

Yea, think about all you can do without school! Oh yea! Such pleasure! But look, tha's all I can do, THINK. Or, in either way, IMAGINE, DREAM, FANTASIZE, DROOL ((oh, sorry)). Ya see now?! I live in a suburbian city, or so at least tha's how I see my hometown. And if there would be something that can be called excited here!? It's when somebody got shot or killed or something. Yea. Wanna go malling? Go here! XP...And please, I meant it sarcastically.

Number three:

You have nothing, as in capitals, N, O, T, H, I, N, G, tuh do! So what? It's so fun! ((And mind you, this is the only positive thing to be listed here))  I'm currently watching a 24/7 anime channel, animax...hero is, but I don't watch there much too often. I got loads here tuh eat...well, uh, before and I ate all of 'em and I have nothing left no more. I am currently having a Harry Potter Fever, I mean marathon and I can't finish the fifth book because of Tatay. Whut else..Oh, yea, I get to sleep 2 am in the morning everyday! I get to use the bathroom for an hour or so! I get to hang out with you as usual. But hear, hear, UPCAT's been bothering me again. I am one of those who'll not be taking a review whatsisname and all that and I am also the stupidest of those people. Yea...it would've been heaven if I wasn't one of those stressing to-be-seniors thinking about passing stupid entrance exams...URGH. Okay, so it's not so positive after all.*sweatdrops*

Number four:

You're literally buried under the ground with all you eat. You're holed in your house 'cause you can't go out because of that mad, old, evil sunlight that burns you insanely. You sleep all day long and you get up 10 in the morning, muttering under your breath that you weren't able to catch up with your favorite anime show ((mine is Ultra Maniac scheduled 9 am in the morning)) and you slam at your phone and set up with another, hoping-to-be-more-successful-than-the-first-attempt alarm! Okay, so summer means, you're getting worse... your figure's goin' haywire and all that. And yea, you cannot maintain doing your uhh, diet and all that uhmm..disciplinary stuff you always manage to do when you go to school. BECAUSE, it only happens for two months! And who in the right mind would dare going into their goody-two-shoes personalities if you have all the luck and the time in the world! You do get my point, don't you?!

Number five:

Ah, I saved the most sucky thing by the last number. Well, since you cannot think of anything else, well, I mean, who doesn't think about their special somebodies?! 'Course, I for one, think of Yzak and Kenshin! Okay, I'll get serious...It sucks, oh, it so much sucks! I say! Look, if you ain't got nuthin' tuh do, nuthin' tuh think about, what else can you think about? TURTLE RACES?! Of course not! And then, after all what you did trying as hard to forget or move on...it all goes down, down, down the drain..((Look, I don't know if it applies to all the teenagers, okay?! This is how I see it, and most of us see it, but if it doesn't apply to you *whoever you are*, then I am sorry)) Don't ask me, but I've had this for as long as three years! This is really a highschool phase, ayt?! And..and..and I'll get over it, right?! *looks hopefully* Okay, so there, you think that you like him again because you miss him..along with all the mushy reasons and details ((please dun try to convince me to state them))...and then KABLAM! Haha! I am now facing that, as unfortunate as it is. And I've been talking to the trashbin about it inside the bathroom, and pretended it was him. GAWD. I've gone insane! HAHAHAHA!

So there! Summer sucks! I don't want it anymore! Git me back tuh my school! Haha! Jokeness, I don't want to face senior year just yet. Look at what's been waiting for me queing madly,

Ms. Reyes

Trigonometry

UPCAT

entrance exams

choosing a college course

Physics

20-minute recess

painfully hot lunchtimes

the same, old meals

boring classes

Mrs. Marco

Chemistry II

various contests which our class wish we would hopefully win just even one

stressing examinations and quizzes

endless encounters of sleepless nights

cramming

unfair, and so much out-of-date and not-that-hot-as-the-teacher-thinks-it-is projects

the rotary thingies

boring social lessons which tackle, *gawd* ECONOMICS *dreadful sound effects* as the senior uhh..type!? category? ((this is hilarious))

relationship problems again((this would include friendship, mushy kinda type, student-(trying to kill his)teacher relationships))

best unsure whether she'll be going here until then

whut else, whut else,

splitting hairs

the horrors of receiving your card every grading period

being late all over again

having to figure out what a letter means in my Social book

tiring, grammar lessons

PE with no suitable and sane teacher available((along with two(or three, as Ma'am Alvero said so) Music, Sining and Health))

The endless Research subject to get the data of the students of LC which have been obtained by the students who got there eversince the last century

more production plays which plucks every sane hair in our bodies

well, good ol' Filipino subject ((NOT!))

unfinished projects, stories and fanfics

nervous copying of assignments

cramming around a xerox store for notes before exams

waking up 5am in the morning, hysterically crying for you weren't able to study

running from a computer shop to the school to submit an overdue paper or project

money going bye-bye

pointless open forums

huggles...(*__*)((where did that come from!?))

convincing teachers

argh, practices, practices and more practices

el filibusterismo interrogations XP

busy, busy for the whole ten months

emotions still going haywire((well now because you get to see him much more often))

research and research more and more

BATO BALANI AND CED!((burn, I say, BURN!))

investigatory projects..no more, no more...*tugs him*

I can't think any longer, I do hope I'm not forgetting something.

And that is how summer is perceived by this particularly boring teenager.

THANK YOU, THANK YOU.